Calling All Dunkin Donuts Haters: This Ain't Right for the Holidays

Last night I sat with my family just enjoying a little TV when it happened -- I sat through that apocryphal commercial suggesting that Dunkin' Donuts coffee beans would be a good gift for that someone you love this Christmas. Seriously? This gift does not say love to me. It says, "Hey Uncle Frank, I realize you don't have any taste buds so here is some coffee you might enjoy."

If I want a tasty cruller or an old-fashioned, I am there with you Dunkin' Donuts. But guess what, you can't just grab some cruddy beans and pretend like you are providing a gourmet coffee experience. Dunkin Dark? Is this for real? It kind of reminds me of my hatred for the McCafe coffee experience. If your taste buds are shot, feel free to click here and order your Dunkin Dark today.

These businesses need to stick to what they do well. Ever tasted a Starbucks pastry? It is not very tasty. But you know what, the coffee is perfect every time. I know that many American's like their Dunkin coffee, I just do not know why.

NOTE: John C, I hope you are having your Christmas Party again this year. We will be there and I know you will be serving the very coffee I have just eviscerated. Please don't hold it against me. The truth is, I will drink any coffee that is brewed if there are no other options. I look forward to your response to this post.